Welcome to Pineapple Palace, the official Patreon of Anatomy of the Heads, home of Kiribati's hottest exotica-themed jazz fusion band that will get your girl tanned. Our former home was raided by the feds. So, we got this place instead. Built upon lost ziggurats of MU, this palace is a place of exquisite banquets, worship and frivolous spending. But when the sun goes down, a great melancholy overcomes us, and we dream! We dream big! Let us share our vision.
WE ARE THREE STOUT MEN who can resist temptation and treacherous terrain in a race against time to create an everlasting monument dedicated to our noble egos before we must bow to death. We venture into the jungle on a weekly basis to uncover ANCIENT MELODIES and FORGOTTEN RHYTHMS. Through the forbidden art of Alchemy, these musical relics are turned into exotica-inspired jazz fusion and other strange growths.
WHY JOIN?
- You wish to learn FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE that will ruin your life!
- You'd like to see us do a LIVE TOUR in the near future!
- You demand nothing but THE MOST POMPOUS AND DECADENT MERCH!
- You want to be part of a SECRET CABAL of martial artists that guard the Amber Room
If this is you, come to the Pineapple Palace! Your contribution will not be wasted, it will be an investment rewarded with the finest campfire stories, the strangest paranormal encounters and the most forbidden government secrets your faint heart can bear. Every patronage is a critical hit against the boundaries of reality! The broken relationship with your father? Gone! Poverty? Schmoverty! Just listen to our debut album three times regularly and three times backwards on three different full moon nights, and you will feel the overwhelming desire to eat bugs! At these conditions, you can't afford not to invest in our Patreon! After all, there is nothing that can’t be adorned and encrusted with the finest rubies and jewels that money can buy.
May the Volcano Gods be with you
Anatomy of the Heads
Here’s what you get:
- All the new music we make streaming instantly on your mobile device via the free Bandcamp app, and also available as a high-quality download.*
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These back-catalog and subscriber-only releases:
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The Unknowable and Incomparable World
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Exclusive My Letter to Penthouse Forum
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Exclusive Summer Sunset Retreat (Split-EP)
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Exclusive Mangled Flesh Supreme
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Exclusive Rare and Unreleased Tracks (Frequently Updatdated)
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Exclusive Bats & Peaches
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In the Realm of Allied Barbarians and Tributary Lords
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Unholy Spirits Light Divine
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- A 15% discount on all our merchandise.
- The satisfaction of knowing you’re supporting us in a sustainable way.
Join:
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For $3/month, you get everything above.
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For $25/month, you get everything above, plus:
Ready for something truly exotic? Dragonfruit Dreamers will receive all the rewards from the previous tiers, as well as a HANDWRITTEN LETTER from out glorious leader Michael van Gore, who will share with you the fascinating history of the dragonfruit and how it inspired one of our songs. You'll also receive a SIGNED MUSIC CASSETTE of an album of your choice (does not apply to sold out releases) and EVERY NEW MUSIC CASSETTE that we will release in the future!You’re a subscriberThank you!
Anatomy of the Heads
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